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carl fox

I’ve got this friend of mine who wrote the book on pick-up lines

he always gets the kinds of girls I’ll never have

he’s got the charm; he’s got the tools…I wish that I could be that cool

and I’ll sure give him props ‘cause he tells me that “I’m the man”.

and I’ll say, “Hey, Dave…how do you do it” 



and maybe I’d do better if I had an Abercrombie sweater

or sported bright orange shoes and sold a lot of ham

but I’m just me and that just sucks, ‘cause being me’s not good enough

I wish I knew his secret ‘cause I tell you “he’s the man”

and I’ll say, “Hey, Dave…how do you do it”