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Friction blister

dress my hand up like a girl and go to the senior prom.

my girlfriend likes another guy, so I’ll sleep with my palm.

I wonder what goes through her mind as she’s with him in bed.

all I’m learning now is that five fingers can’t give head!

dress my hand up like a girl and go to the winter ball.

in some ways I am better off ‘cause my hand can’t say I’m small.

sometimes when I’m alone at night, I’ll start to think of you

but you’re in bed with someone else so my hand will have to do!

I got gangrene in my arms now I’m an amputee.

and I’ve lost both my lovers so I’m all alone you see

but I found a solution when I see girls without clothes

I find a 3-prong outlet and I grab the vacuum hose!