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Piss Tested

when I think of all the things that I could do with my day

life would be more productive if I did them my way,

finding solace in my run-down, lazy world.

now the money’s alright, but the days are too long

tell me how can you say what I’m doing is wrong,

just because I can’t accept what life’s unfurled.

now I’m piss-tested, ready, approved by the man and it seems like I don’t really care.

but I can’t find the cause, maybe character flaws, know my couch change will always be there.

no, I can’t get a job and I don’t want a job I’ll fester in my self-inflicted nowhere.

no I can’t get a job and I don’t want a job I’m satisfied without no work to get here.

I can’t get a job.

now I wander my house, on the verge of a daze,

there’s no food and I’m bored and my brain’s in a haze.

maybe 9 – 5 ain’t such a bad idea.

then I think of you sweating just to please your boss as I sit eating pizza in my boxer shorts

and I realize that I’m doing fine right here.



now I’m piss-tested, ready, approved by the man and it seems like I don’t really care.

but I can’t find the cause, maybe character flaws, know my couch change will always be there.

no, I can’t get a job and I don’t want a job I’ll fester in my self-inflicted nowhere.

no I can’t get a job and I don’t want a job I’m satisfied without no work to get here.

I can’t get a job.