She's a beautiful face filter on a doom scroll Friday Night singing punk rock in her thirst-trap underwear.
So, I sent a heart emoji, she reacted with a “Like”, now she always greets my status with a “Share”.
Slidin’ in her DMs, lurking. Sent me snapchats of her twerkin’. She’s the kind of Avatar I’m all about.
But I can’t afford subscriptions, so I’ll ask for her permission for admission to her “OnlyFan’s” account.
Swipe right and let me smash your like button.
It hit the spot; she couldn’t get enough.
Swipe right and let me smash your like button.
She met her match, and then she fell in love.
She’s an emo, tinder, tweet queen with the algorithm blues.
I’m a hash-tag pimp who’s got a way with words.
And there’s bots and thoughts and lots of rotten options she can choose,
But she knows I’ve got that content she deserves.
Selling feet pics dancing on Twitch gets her kicks from ghostin’ twink simps.
Thinks my bandwidth’s thicker than she would expect.
She said “Boy I like your style; stick with me we’re going viral” cause she’s kinda famous on the internet.
Swipe right and let me smash your like button.
A little harder ‘cause she likes it rough.
Swipe right and let me smash your like button.
She met her match, and then she fell in love.
She’s a Cash App, Bumble baddie screamin’ “Monitize me, daddy!
If you add me you can tag me all the time.”
When she takes a trip to Bangkok you can watch it live on PornHub,
But just wait, someday I’m gonna make her mine.
Swipe right and let me smash your like button.
She knows my screen is tender to her touch.
Swipe right and let me smash your like button.
She met her match, and then she fell, she met her match and then she fell, she met her match and then she fell in love.