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Whiskey Dick

I got a girlfriend she’s so pretty she makes me happy when I’m shitty. 

when she laughs she thinks I’m witty, yeah.

she can kiss and smells like flowers, wears work shirts and converse all-stars.

she’s so cool and I’m a retard, yeah

but you don’t like me ‘cause my band’s not big but I see your face at all the shows.

so, here’s another song that’s 3 chords long with stupid lyrics that you’ll never know.

love sucks.

and my girlfriend likes to toke it and she don’t care if I smoke it.

gives me money when I’m broke, shit yeah.

she likes Blatz, The Muffs and Weezer, but she still likes my band better.

and she’ll be my girl forever, yeah.

but you don’t like me ‘cause my band’s not big but I see your face at all the shows.

so, here’s another song that’s 3 chords long with stupid lyrics that you’ll never know.

love sucks.